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August 11 2017


old asian people are so advanced my 70 year old uncle came to visit today and explained how his family kicked him out of their watsapp group for sending too many selfies im screaming

August 06 2017




“The age old question: who will ruin this show for me first, the writers or the fandom?” - an ongoing study by every person watching tv ever

if you’re watching a CW show the answer is inevitably both

July 30 2017





The owl city guy plead guilty to pedophilia

Its over firefly memes are now cancelled I dont wanna see them

The guy who is actually Owl City, Adam Young, wasn’t the one who pleaded guilty.

It was Daniel Jorgensen who used to tour with Owl City. Its kind of unclear exactly what he did on tour other than be a musician because most of the articles are clickbaity.

I’m pretty sure they just put Owl City into the headlines to get traffic rather than Young being actually culpable for anything.

Op, please put sources before making your post clickbait. Thanks.



medusa, trying to turn you to stone, but you accidentally called her “melissa” when you first walked in and now you’re too embarrassed to look at her. “it’s alright” she keeps saying “i get it all the time” but you still won’t look. u don’t even remember the stone thing until later







Okay tell me straight up is the zombie dude from fallout 4 that everyone wants to bang ACTUALLY john hancock the founding father or is that just his name because I have some concerns

it’s just his name

Oh thank god

he stole the real hancock’s clothes

oh my god




europeans are like “ohmygod the muslims are so weird they consider hair sinful” like okay hunney but remember 100 years we would faint if we saw an ankle? lets check ourselves on this one

What about the hair on my fuckin lady legs that white culture thinks is sinful huh??? “Muslems are so weird” Ya’ll expect me to rub knives on my vagina to be allowed on the beach fuck off

^^^^ EXACTLY, thank u


i spent all my time from 12 - 17 being in love and having crushes and now people are finally having crushes on me and i have no energy to like anyone anymore

July 27 2017


its 4:51am and i just had to read the words “mini-orgasm” with my own two eyeballs why does god let me suffer like this


“why wont you give me a second chance??” says the person who’s just thrown away their twentieth one


listen sometimes you need The Prince and sometimes you need Icha Icha and i realise now these are overly obscure references to describe my point by l i s t en


reason why i hate english no. 943:

john. aaron. draught rhymes with raft. why are all those extra letters there


europeans are like “ohmygod the muslims are so weird they consider hair sinful” like okay hunney but remember 100 years we would faint if we saw an ankle? lets check ourselves on this one

July 25 2017

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By Karen Zack (@teenybiscuit)

Just the kind of content I was looking for ☺️



things people do in real world dialogue:

• laugh at their own jokes

• don’t finish/say complete sentences

• interrupt a line of thought with a sudden new one

• say ‘uh’ between words when unsure

• accidentally blend multiple words together, and may start the sentence over again

• repeat filler words such as ‘like’ ‘literally’ ‘really’ ‘anyways’ and ‘i think’

• begin and/or end sentences with phrases such as ‘eh’ and ‘you know’, and may make those phrases into question form to get another’s input

• repeat words/phrases when in an excited state

• words fizzle out upon realizing no one is listening

• repeat themselves when others don’t understand what they’re saying, as well as to get their point across

• reply nonverbally such as hand gestures, facial expressions, random noises, movement, and even silence



any relationship that could be “ruined” by having a conversation about feelings, standards, or expectations wasn’t really firm enough anyway, so there isn’t much to ruin



Conservatives: “Some Muslims hate LGBT people. Therefore, the entire Muslim religion should be labeled as a hate group.

Conservatives: “Some Christians hate LGBT people. Therefore, hating LGBT people should be a right protected by freedom of religion.”

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Two brides have become two of the most kickass women in the world by marrying to protest against homophobia in Russia.

Alina Davis, a 23-year-old trans woman, and Allison Brooks, her 19-year-old partner, donned matching white floor-length bridal gowns and married at a civil registry office earlier this month.

As Davis is still legally regarded as male, the office had no choice but to hand them a marriage certificate.

The couple said officials chided them, and appeared to be violent.

‘She called us the shame of the family and said we need medical treatment … I was afraid my pussycat [an affectionate pet name in Russian] would beat the fuck out of her,’ Davis said on her VK page.

But the couple were allowed to sign the papers, meaning a gay couple in Russia are legally recognized as married – even if it’s through a loophole.

‘This is an important precedent for Russia,’ Davis said.

Russia banned same-sex marriage and outlawed ‘gay propaganda’ in 2013.

holy jesus look at these two warrior princesses

they are my heroes


“Oh, you don’t wanna recognize my gender? Okay then lol guess you have to recognize my marriage”

that is amazing







Just read “for the left, environmentalism is thinly veiled anti capitalism”.

It’s actually full blown anti capitalism because capitalism is actively destroying the environment.

Hope that clears things up for ancaps.

Counterpoint, it’s corporate socialism that’s destroying the environment, though that’s not to say that an ancap society wouldn’t harm the environment.

corporate socialism

Words don’t have any meaning. People can just put words in any random order.

June 28 2017



Let people grow.

When I was younger I was very right-wing. I mean…very right-wing. I won’t go into detail, because I’m very deeply ashamed of it, but whatever you’re imagining, it’s probably at least that bad. I’ve taken out a lot of pain on others; I’ve acted in ignorance and waved hate like a flag; I’ve said and did things that hurt a lot of people.

There are artefacts of my past selves online – some of which I’ve locked down and keep around to remind me of my past sins, some of which I’ve scrubbed out, some of which are out of my grasp. If I were ever to become famous, people could find shit on me that would turn your stomach.

But that’s not me anymore. I’ve learned so much in the last ten years. I’ve become more open to seeing things through others’ eyes, and reforged my anger to turn on those who harm others rather than on those who simply want to exist. I’ve learned patience and compassion. I’ve learned how to recognise my privileges and listen to others’ perspectives. I’ve learned to stand up for others, how to hear, how to help, how to correct myself. And I learned some startling shit about myself along the way – with all due irony, some of the things I used to lash out at others for are intrinsic parts of myself.

You wouldn’t know what I am now from what I was then. You wouldn’t know what I was then from what I am now.

It distresses me deeply to think of someone dredging up my dark, awful past and treating me as though that furiously hateful person is still me. It distresses me to see others dredging up the past for anyone who has made efforts to become a better person, out of some sick obsession with proving they’re “problematic.”

Purity culture tells you that once someone says or does something, they can never go back on it. That’s a goddamn lie. While it’s true that some remain unrepentant and never change their ways and continue to harm others, it’s important to allow everyone the chance to learn from their mistakes. Saying something ignorant isn’t murder. Please stop treating it that way. Let people grow.







I hate when men smirk and gloat and say shit like “Women are attracted to powerful men,” like that negates any feminist impulse, like they think that at the heart of all women is this little, mincing girl that wants to be dominated.

I just roll my eyes because, dude. If you ever read the second half of any fucking harlequin novel ever, and saw how the hero always ends up blubbering on his knees and saying shit like “I can’t live without you! You unman me!” you’d realize that being attracted to powerful men is just the first part of a two-step plan.

The second step is to completely fucking annihilate him.

Apparently this is the most important thing I’ll ever say.

*clears throat* Allow me to quote Jayne Ann Krentz:

“In the romance novels … the woman always wins. With courage, intelligence, and gentleness she brings the most dangerous creature on earth, the human male, to his knees. More than that, she forces him to acknowledge her power as a woman.” (“Introduction” from Dangerous Men and Adventurous Women: Romance Writers on the Appeal of Romance.)

The romance hero may start as a total alphahole, but by the end of the novel, as stated above, HE HAS TO CHANGE. He needs to become respectful and treat the heroine as an equal partner, otherwise it won’t work. This is why Elizabeth Bennet refuses Mr Darcy the first time but accepts him later. This is what so many people miss. I thank you from the bottom of my heart for this post.

More people need to read romance tbh. And read the book all the way to the end. And take notes on how the behavior of the male heroes change over the course of the book and how the heroine reacts to those changes.

Then they (men especially) need to reread the sex scenes. Then read it again. And again. And get it through their freaking skull what it means when women say they want a man who takes charge in bed. BECAUSE IT DOESNT MEAN WHAT THEY THINK IT MEANS

*clears throat*  … … THIS.

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