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October 24 2017

16:01
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imperatorkhaleesi:

axur:

Christopher McKenney

Ophelia Coming Out Of Her River To Shame Hamlet

14:53

clementines-dilemma:

tubesock:

clementines-dilemma:

tubesock:

Just found this shit on IG. Some hoes who love cake. They just post ass pics and cake pics. I almost followed. But…they fuckin suck at making cakes. I just saw the worst cake I’ve ever seen in my whole fuckin life. Shit is UGLY. I’m tearing up and shaking my head. I am in physical pain because of this ugly ass cake. I have a headache.

what’s the ig i wanna see the cake tbh

i should’ve kept my fucking mouth shut

13:53

sqvalors:

attentiondeficitstarscream:

replacing curses in sentences with harmless words like heck and then sometimes even censoring heck to “h*ck” is a good meme but an even better one would be, like, censoring the wrong word in a sentence entirely. example:

go fuck yours*lf

example A

13:53

yavln4:

knzaki:

hey guys. cant reach the top shelf with all the snacks in it

you made your tiny little bed now lie in it

13:53
13:48
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ithelpstodream:

everything-casey:

ithelpstodream:

i can’t believe all the people losing their shit over this post are the same people who make ‘triggered’ jokes.

Here’s the thing.

If you at all monitor your language based on your audience—avoiding curse words in front of kids, using bigger words in front of your boss—you obviously care about the impression your words give people. 

Do you avoid talking about the attractive sex after your bestie’s breakup? Congratulations, friend, you’re being a decent human being.

Your friend wishes you call them Charlie instead of Charlotte. It’s just a nickname. Would you say “No, your birth certificate says Charlotte so I’m calling you Charlotte?”

Your co-worker tells you that he gets extremely uncomfortable when you clap him on the shoulder, due to a creepy uncle who did the same thing. Do you make a point to clap him on the shoulder every time you see him?

It is really not that difficult to be “politically correct.” It does not mean that you must eliminate all opinions completely, it merely means—at a basic level—that you should attempt to be aware of your audience and how your words and actions affect them. 

Don’t call it being “PC,” if you must. Call it being “aware and empathetic.” Being a human with decency and respect for other people, cultures, and experiences.

^boom. couldn’t have said it better myself.

13:48
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paprika:

Try or cry. Choose!”

13:36
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axis-intercept:

morebarkthanbite:

dimwalnut:

did-you-mean-viola:

marvelatmatter:

trollkiddo:

dopeybeauty:

if disney guys had blogs

*sPITS OUT DRINK* PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT

These are all perfect and amazing

THE ANON QUESTION ON KRISTOFF’S THOUGH

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

LmfAO ALADDIN IS A FUCKBOY

@amiablelion

13:28
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scarlet-benoit-is-my-rolemodel:

This is the ultimate culmination of my guilt complex this is how I die

13:28
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littlechubbyyuuri:

Every time I listen the Yuri On Ice Opening…

13:27

cant-stop-the-jellyfish:

azzandra:

Whenever I see a post on tumblr suggesting aliens don’t have gender, I always think–‘but what if also the reverse. What if aliens also have some fundamental social construct we don’t’.

Like, they come and meet us and they’re like ‘hey this is an awkward question but what’s your gooblebygark?’

And we’re like what.

‘You know, the… the thing. Your goobledygark. The thing that dictates whether you’re gnarfgnoovles or brubledoopes’

What. What. What the fuck, those words don’t even mean anything??? What are you talking about?

‘Look, your ridiculous human languages don’t seem to have the words for these! But they’re totally a thing, they’re like, fundamental aspects of social life for our species, just… just let us lick you so we can know what verb tense to use when we speak to you.’

What does one thing have to do with the other??? That makes no–

‘UGH, nevermind, you’re totally brubledoopes, I can just tell, I don’t even need to taste your bacterial skin colonies.’

And then another alien overhears and is like ‘holy shit, you can’t stereotype like that, that’s SO NOT COOL’

‘yeaH BUT THEY WON’T LET ME LICK THEM’

Yes but what if they lick as a greeting… like

Me: Nice to mee–

Alien: *Vigorously licks my cheek*

Me:

Alien: hey there brubledoope

13:27
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saintmichaelthearchangel:

Queens + Hair Colour

13:26
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flovvright:

me trying to comprehend anything anyone says to me

13:25

langwilltoleav:

duckcity:

eirinkjell:

captainsnoop:

shadowgoo:

if only I knew how to work photoshop or add an unholy amount of jpg artifacts to things, then I could produce some REAL dumbass reaction images

Hello and welcome to Captain Snoop’s tutorial on how to really FUCK UP pictures. 

Step 1: Open Photoshop and open the image in question

Step 2: Just go straight to “Save As” and be sure to save as a jpg

Step 3: in the compression options, slide the lil slider all the way to the left, compressing the fuck out of the image 

Step 4: Screenshot your fucked up image and cancel saving

Step 5: Past the screenshot, adjust your image, and Save As again

Step 6: same as before, just slide that shit all the way to zero quality and screenshot again

Step 7: Repeat until you get the desired amount of compression scum 

Step 8: grab yourself the magic want tool and start select a random part of the image

Step 9: Go in to Effects > Sharpen > Sharpen Edges and repeat this effect on different parts of the image

Step 9: Add another few layers of compression scum for good measure. 

Congratulations! You have now officially turned this:

image

In to THIS: 

image

But sometimes that isn’t enough. Sometimes you gotta go the extra fuckin’ mile. 

Find yourself a website with a “meme creator,” Imgur has a nice one. Put your stupid shit of choice in there,

image

Ah, but that’s still not good enough. Let’s do some more shit to it.

image

oh yeah thats the good shit. let’s keep going. let’s find an this picture would look nice with some “enhancements.” Let’s upload it to Imgur again and use their in-browser image editor to fuck around with it. 

image

Stick some of the enhancements like color correction, brightening, and “high def” on it, and slap one of their filter effects on it. Holy shit. It looks good.

Not done though. I made an unfortunate typo. I need to correct it. 

image

NOW THATS A GOOD MEME

EXQUISITE

how to deep fry memes

thank you

13:23

rightbackheretohauntyou:

rightbackheretohauntyou:

I just imagined a jeopardy category of solely vine references

“I’ll take vines for $200 alex”

“hurricane Katrina… more like ____”

“What is hurricane tortilla?”

13:21

jackthevulture:

No offense i didnt spend my entire childhood being made fun of for my interests, fear judgement all the way through my teens and early adulthood, and learn to love what i love free of shame so I could be made to feel bad for enjoying something harmless because “the fandom ruined it/made it cringey” 

13:21
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burntcopper:

everyday-deeds:

Every Agatha Christie’s Poirot case wrap-up, every time.

#you come into my house #you insult my moustache

13:21

tropicalfucko:

brothernatures:

i love zuko i really do!! but we not gonna act like azula wouldnt have merked his shit in their fight if she had been in peak condition and thats that

he knew this. he said as much before he fought her. if he didn’t sense she wasn’t right he would have never agreed to fight her.

13:21

when u a English nobleman in the 1600s

13:20

In case you’re feeling down today...

haiku-robot:

little-nommer:

themalachimeye:

plain-dealing-villain:

allofthepenguins:

mistressofthedragoncrown:

In case you feel down today, just remember that the Norwegian Royal Guard has a penguin as their Colonel-in-Chief. This penguin legitemately fucking inspects the troops and fucking outranks so many people. His name is Sir Nils Olav, and he was knighted by the actual friggin King. Remember him. Remember Sir Nils Olav and feel better. 

Sir Nils Olav in action

smol Colonel

smolonel

This penguin is in Edinburgh zoo and it is glorious. I love him!

this penguin is in
edinburgh zoo and it is
glorious i love him



^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!
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